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The Ceremony
<Christofur> Your Attention PLEASE
<Pauline> Hey THADDY!!!
Thaddeus shufflez nervusssly into thuh room
<Bebe> Thaddy??
Buster is impressed
<Pauline> How ya doin, Thaddy?
<Christofur> Would you all be seated?
<Sam> Thaddy+!! Grate to see yu!
Bebe lookks thru thuh crowd
Longfellow eyes Pauline's cleavage, hoping for more crabpuffs
Stinky takes a seat
<Thaddeus> Uh, wusssup?<GULP!>
<Lenny> Fangu Pauline.... er it is an unusual shape... dare I ask where it was?
<Thaddeus> Hay Len!
Pauline turns her luffly green eyez toward Longfellow
<Christofur> Would the groomsmen stand to my left, please?
<Thaddeus> Hay Sssassy
Pauline digs deeeeeeeep inta her cleaveage
Pauline notices wedwink starting
Longfellow salivates
<Christofur> Are you ready, TT?
Bebe grabs her Thaddy and smurgles close
<TinyTiger> I am!
<Buster> hi Bub!
Pauline takes hem of spandex and wipes Longfellow's chin
<Boris> thad!!!
Longfellow looks really disappointed and turns back to the wedwinkers
Lenny looks amazed at the depth of that cleavage
Omar checks his pockets for Kleenex
Sassy has a tear flow from her eye
<Christofur> PLEASE BE SEATED
<Longfellow> chloe? you logging?
<Thaddeus> NWEWZFLASH: AS I WRITE THIS, THADDEUS HAS JUST JUMPED ONTO THE DESK AND
HE;S BLOCKING THE MONITOR, HEADBUTTING THE KEYBOARD AND PURRING HIS HEART OUT
Pauline looks amazed at sleek and sylphlike Lenny
<Chloe> I am, LF.
<Longfellow> Good!
<Pauline> Hi, Thadddy.....
Lenny turns round 7 times and settles
<Christofur> WE ARE READY TO BEGIN
<Longfellow> don't want to miss any
Pauline hopes her voice is heard....
Thaddeus ssssssssmooooooooochez Bebe dissskreetly
Buster wonders where he might get such a magical cleavage
<Bebe> GO THADDY
<Bebe> ahem
<Christofur> QQQQUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT
<Stinky> GO CHRISTOFUR
<Thaddeus> Hay Pauline! Wusssup?
Pauline headbutts Thaddy
Sam moves to where he's been directed
<Thaddeus> <sssnicker>
<Christofur> My dearest friends. We have gathered this evening to be witnesses
to the wedwinking of Tiny Tiny and Mahler. Let us take time to reflect upon the
meaning of this solemn exchange and examine our relationships with our friends and
family. Having expressed their love for each other, Tiny Tiger and Mahler have
chosen to share their thoughts and vows of devotion to each other with us in this
ceremony. Please be seated.
<Pauline> Phew! I was afrayd I wasn't here.
<Pauline> Hi, ThaDDDDDY!!!!!
<Stinky> sniff
<Pauline> Where's Ms. Miranda?
<Chloe> Is this where I scatter flowers?
Clarence sits and watches
Omar hands Stinky a tissue
Lenny nudges Pauline again and whispers shhhhhhhhhhh
<TinyTiger> yes Chloe it is
<Christofur> Since Ms. Miranda isn't here yet, I will use her words at the
appropriate time.
Pauline puts paw ofur mouth
Stinky whispers fangu omar
<Pauline> mmph
Thaddeus iz rilly happy tuh bee here with all hiz frendz
Boris inquires as to whether 'tash's services are needed
Longfellow whuffles Abra's ear
Pauline is really happy to be here wif the crab puffs
<Christofur> It's time for the bridal march to begin.
Chloe begins to walk down the aisle tossing flowers right and left.
Lenny starts to snigger at Pauline with a mouthful of paw
Abracadabra purrs and whuffles back in Mr. Longfellow's ear
TinyTiger follows the bridesmades down thuh aisle
<Pauline> oooooooooo she's luffly
<Longfellow> Toto!
<Stinky> How beootiful!
<Toto> <sniff> She is.
Buster smiles at Punkins & Puddi Cat
<Boris> and well-zipped!
<Pauline> HOOONNNKKK!
<Bebe> <ub: she is ssso beautiful!>
Pauline blows her noz
TinyTiger takes Mahler's paw when she reaches him
<Mahler> WOW!
<Toto> Um, look at her gown!
<Pauline> [sniff sniff]
Elektra takes her seat next to her husband
<Kiri> HIHIHIHIHI
<Longfellow> Glad you made it. I was gonna break you out of prison!
<Omar> sniffffffff....she's all growd up an beeeeyootiful!
<Pauline> Hi, Kiri, you cute liddle thing
<Toto> What fancy furz!
<Kiri> Whats happening???????
<Clarence> she's so beautiful
Mahler takes TT's paw and looks into her eyes.
Sassy sheds another tear
Bebe looks for Thaddeus
<Pauline> It's a wedwink, Kiri
Mahler whispers... I luff yoo.
Callie takes her place with the other bridesmaids.
Kiri bounces obliviously down the aisle
<Stinky> Shhh, Mahler's gonna talk
Toto opens a king-size box of Kleenex frum Mommy'z store
TinyTiger and Mahler face their friends
Pauline looks at Bebe lookin fur Thaddeus,
<Kiri> HIHIHIHI
<Longfellow> TT is such a gown up ladycat...<sigh>
<Kiri> effuryone is heeeeeeer
Buster finds that he has a speck in his eye
Elektra watches TT go down the isle, so lovely, and then turns to her son, a look of love
tranforming him into a MANKITTY
Pauline snags a kleenex and is grateful fur mommy's store
<Pauline> HONNNNKKKK!
<Buster> sssniff
Pauline wipez eyez an blowz noz
<Stinky> ssssnooort
Abracadabra wonders if Mr. Longfellow meant that pun, or if it was a typo
Toto observes Thaddy ssstarin at Bebe and not the couple
<Christofur> Tiny Tiger and Mahler. Is it your wish to be joined in wedwink
today?
Pauline stuffs kleenex inta cleavage
<Mahler> It is, sir.
Lenny grabs Kiri by the tail and pulls her down flat
<TinyTiger> yes, sir
Toto blows her nose in a most unladylike fashion
<tash> <ub: weddings are so beyootiful>
Pauline glances down at Lenny/Kiri commotion
<Pauline> Sheeesh! Kidz
Elektra dabs tears of joy frum her eyes, and hold tight to her husband's paw
Longfellow is mesmerized by the proceedings and smell of fish coming from nearby
Toto hands the Kleenex to Christofur
Lenny clamps her paw over Kiris mouth but mutterings can still be heard
<Christofur> Is it your wish to state this solemnly in front of your family and
friends?
<Hobbes> sssniff
Hobbes reaches for her hankie
<Mahler> Yes, sir, it is.
<TinyTiger> yes, it is
tash wishes her lootenant were here to smurgle
<Toto> <ssssnifffff>
Pauline whips crab puff AN kleenex from cleavage
<Christofur> SPLENDID!
Pauline waves kleenex unner Longfellow'z noz
Longfellow hands Toto a fresh kleenex
<Stinky> awwww
Elektra daintily blows her nose, as she starts to sob quietly
tash can't believe she thought that out loud
<Christofur> This is a most serious decision on your parts.
Bigman clasps Elektra's paw tightly
Lenny hands the crabpuff that fell from PAuline's cleavage to Kiri, to shut her up
<Longfellow> Here, Toto, no food attached to mess your face up...he looks longinly
at the puff in Pauline's paw
Chloe pulls out a kleenex and dabs at her eyes.
<Christofur> I firmly believe that this is a moment that was meant from the
beginning of time.
Pauline thought she heard lewd thot from Tash
<Stinky> awww
<Stinky> sniff
Bigman kisses Elektra's cheek
Pauline swivels her head in direction of lewd thot
Elektra looks into her handsome husband's eyes, her love for him stronger than ever
TinyTiger smiles at Mhaler
<Pauline> sniff sniff
Pauline sniffs out lewd thot
TinyTiger nods her head
Bigman 's golden eyes fill with tears
<Christofur> Is there anyone here who would dare suggest otherwise?
Bigman smiles at his son
<Pauline> Whu....?
Longfellow purrs to Abra
<Christofur> UB: Better not.
TinyTiger holds her breath
Elektra gives her husband a cheek rub
Lenny eases her grip on Kiri
<Longfellow> Isn't it beautiful?
Pauline suddenly realizes that she missed a step here
Hobbes takes her Middie's paw and gently squeezes
<Lenny> Look out Pauline, she's heading your way
<Christofur> Tiny Tiger and Mahler.....
Bigman begins to purr nervously
<Pauline> Yeah. Beautiful.
<Pauline> YIPES! Fangu
Sassy looks at Dexter, thinking how handsome he looks
Abracadabra whispers "oh yes, Mr. Longfellow... wait. are you referring to the
wedwink, or the crabpuff?"
Clarence wishes that Jaeger was here
Pauline looks down as babykitty gnaws on spandex hem
<Christofur> Do you have words which you wish to speak to each other?
Lenny manages to get a grip on the tip of Kiri's tail
Dexter takes Sassy's paw
<Mahler> We do, sir.
<TinyTiger> yes, we do
Pauline shuffles pawz an tries to dislodge baby kitty
<Christofur> Excellent.
Elektra reaches over and gently dabs the tear from her husband's cheek
Pauline notices spandex dress slippin downnnnnn
Irene swaggers into the room, high on nip
<Lenny> Irene, over here a minute, mate
<Pauline> YIKES!
<Longfellow> Uh, the wedwink! Really...but the puff's nice too.....<drool>
Pauline yanks spandex up a bit
Omar scrunches down in his seat
<Christofur> Tiny Tiger, you may affirm your love and devotion to Mahler
Dexter is now known as Callie
Irene sits next to the meanest bitches from Hell
Pauline notices first of six bustiers beginning to show
Elektra turns to the huge crowd behind her and SSSHHHHHs them
<Lenny> just help us keep a grip on this ... THING will you?
<Pauline> HI, Irene. Nice of ya to sit next to us.
Irene spots Omar and winks at him
<TinyTiger> Mahler, sins thuh furst time we met, I haf luffed yoo
<Irene> <hissss>
Mahler watches his love carefully.
Pauline notices second of six bustiers showing
<Stinky> awww
Lenny takes Irene's intoxicated paw and plants it firmly on Kiri's back
Longfellow thinks Omar is in trouble at the reception and grins
Irene lifts her skirt to show off a gray leg
Clarence stares at Pauline
<Pauline> [ub] They HAVE luffed each other from the begining, haven't they...
<Sam> Sam watches the proceedings, and catches the eye of his truluv, to him, the
most beautiful womancat in the room, although nothing taken away from the stunning bride
Mahler studies TT's face.
<TinyTiger> Wedwinking yoo iz merely the publik confurmayshun uv whut has bin troo
sins then
Abracadabra is wondering if she should be concerned about Pauline's... ah, expanding
problem
Pauline glances at Irene's leg.
<Pauline> Nice gam, gurrl
<TinyTiger> I haf a pome I wanna shayr
Hobbes discretely reaches for the babycat and dislodges it from Pauline's spandex
Hobbes hands the babycak a Pouncie from her pocketbook
<Bebe> Please do
<Christofur> Please do, my dear.
<Pauline> Shhhhh. TT's gotta pome
Sam catches a glimpse of Irene's thigh
Irene actually pays attention to TT
<TinyTiger> what's wholly
<TinyTiger> marvellous my
Lenny replaces Irene's paw on Kiri's back
<Pauline> Fangu, Hobbes. I was about on the third bustier.
<Elektra> SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
<TinyTiger> Darling
<TinyTiger> is that you &
<TinyTiger> i are more than you
Irene cackles
Christofur glares at the group
<Longfellow> What babycat....
Pauline Pauline coverz her mouf wif paw
Lenny creases up laughing
Pauline looks down
Pauline snurks
Irene stifles a howl
Longfellow is confused by the large numbers of things going on
Hobbes quiets the babycat
<Pauline> Gurrls. This is serious here.
tash looks on at the grrls in amazement
Longfellow is easily overwhelmed
Clarence continues to stare at Pauline's spandex
<TinyTiger> & i(be
<TinyTiger> ca
<TinyTiger> us
<TinyTiger> ca
Irene snickers at Longfellow
<TinyTiger> us
<Pauline> GROINNNNKKSNURKKKKK
Lenny rolls on her back snorking softly
<TinyTiger> an i be
<Hobbes> <whispering: no prob Pauline>
<TinyTiger> ca
Pauline realizes her laff burst out
<TinyTiger> us
<Irene> harharhar
<TinyTiger> & i(be
<Abracadabra> ssh!
<TinyTiger> & i(be
<TinyTiger> ca
<TinyTiger> us
<Irene> What the ^&%$?
<TinyTiger> e It's we)
<Stinky> ummm, she's stuck
tash is now known as Boris
<TinyTiger> (by e.e. cummings)
Pauline thinks there's a frog in the bride's froat
<Alex> hahahahaaahhaah
<Mahler> I know, my luff.
<Callie> hahahahahaha
Longfellow looks at large amt of grey leg
Elektra turns around and stares at the loud group of ladies
Christofur glares again.
Boris thinks that would be tasty
Irene thinks the bride's as nervous as HerMuther was
<TinyTiger> We ar trooly mor bekaws we are WE
Callie 's shoulder shake and she almost drops her flowers.
Pauline looks at Longfellow lookin at grey leg
Hobbes tries to look properly serious
<Callie> shoulders
<Mahler> sigh
<Stinky> awwww, snifff
Abracadabra shields Mr. Longfellow's eyes.
<Pauline> Who's grey leg? I gotta grey leg, too.
Lenny wraps Kiri around Irene's leg to setlle Longfellow down
Pauline hikes up spandex skirt
<Pauline> See?
<Pauline> Hey you liddle Bug!!! Hi, LaRRy
LaRRy scans the room for his bAbe
<TinyTiger> I Tiny Tiger purromiss, wif Bast's help, to be a loving an faithfull
wedwink to yoo fureffur an effur
<Alex> sspittt.
Chloe watches everything with BIG eyes.
Clarence 's eyes goggle at Pauline
<Alex> BEHAVE!
Longfellow blushes and looks back at TT and Mahler
<Hobbes> that was a beyootiful poem
<Pauline> Awwwwwwww.
<Pauline> snif
<Pauline> sniffff
LaRRy cheCks out all the OtHer bAbez
TinyTiger skweezes Mahler's paw
<Mahler> sssniff
<Longfellow> uh, sorry, Abra, I just nefur saw such.. uh
Pauline reaches fur spandex hem again an wipes eyez
Mahler squeezes TT's paw back
Kiri sticks teeth and claws into Irene's leg
Elektra dabs at more tears, moved by the beautiful poetry
<Christofur> Mahler.
Lenny swats Kiri
Callie spots LaRRy from her spot near TT and giffs him a liddle wave.
Stinky eers perk up to listen to Mahler
<Alex> Uh, is it Mahler
<Christofur> Would you state to us your love and devotion to Tiny Tiger?
Abracadabra whispers, "I know Mr. Longfellow, it's a frightening sight. But
ssh!"
<Alex> s turn yet?
<Mahler> Yes, sir.
LaRRy watches Irene swat Kiri senseless
Callie sees LaRRy checking out the other gurlkitties and snarls in his direction.
Kiri feigns unconsciousness
<Pauline> Hello?
<Stinky> yes?
LaRRy mAkes a suGGestiVe jEschUre at cAllie
Boris is nervous on Mahler's behalf
<Mahler> I do, sir
Callie hissses at LaRRy.
<LaRRy> shUt up everyWon.
<Mahler> I wonder if, ten thousand years ago, a cat much like me looked with pride
on his bride, as I do you this day. I am swept away by an inarticulate joy.
Barely able to answer when called, barely able to recall anything but the sense of joy I
felt when yoo assented first to this simple ceremony. A new bond. We will
fashion together a new tapesty in time, spent giving our love in a thousand
ways.
Persephone discretely joins the other single gals
Lenny does not release her grip on the kittin's tail
<Alex> WOW
<Stinky> sssssniiiiifffff
LaRRy likEz mAhler'Z stYle
Boris wanders away from the ladies side of the room
<Hobbes> sssniff
<Chloe> ssniff
<Mahler> I luff yoo, my LFP-GKK. And so tonight, I, Mahler, take Tiny
Tiger to be my girlwedwink. I promise to always be there for her - to be her
companion, confidante, a good listener, and bestest friend. I promise, with the help
of Bast, to be a loving and faithful boywedwink to her, sharing all that I have, so
long as we both shall live.
AuntieA hugs nearest cat...not sure who it is
Boris wonders about the GKK bit
LaRRy staRts kOunTin thUh geSts
Elektra starts to sob, shoulders shaking, at the sheer beauty of the poetry
Hobbes hugs AuntiA back
<Stinky> awwww
LaRRy taKeS out hiZ kalkUlatOr
<Boris> its me Aunti A
<Christofur> Well said, both of you.
<Alex> aawwww fangu
Pauline hugs Lenny and Kiri
TinyTiger sniffle swif happiness
Boris almost hugs tash
Lenny looks about to make sure Maggie is not in the room and that Major is behaving
himself
<Alex> Uh,did TT do her vows yet???
<Christofur> Now. If you will be patient. I will attempt to say the
words of Miranda.
AuntieA thinks she smells crab
Pauline sniffs an sobs an drips down Longfellow's back
Chloe takes her hankie and sniffles
<Stinky> yes, alex
Elektra leans her head on her husband's shoulder
<Boris> aww . . ms. lenny - I dindt mean it about maggie
Pauline thinks she HAS crabs
Chester definitely smells crab and wants some
Abracadabra sniffles, eyes suspiciously most. "Wedwinks always make me cry..."
Pauline fishes in her fourth bustier...
<Pauline> \Ah, here's the crab puff
<Christofur> (Note to those new to the ceremonial bite and swat: In the ancient
tradition, when a boycat and a girlcat got wedwinked, there was a ceremonial consumation
of the wedwinking. Since, in modern times, most wedwinking boycat and girlcat
couples are fixed-when-they-aren't-broke, this event is performed only symbolically; the
boycat bites the girlcat on the neck and the girlcat gives him a bigbig swat with her
paw.)
LaRRy leeRz at pAuLine
Kiri wakes up being smothered by Pauline's ample bosom
Longfellow shakes his back in spasmodic twitches and sighs
Pauline looks at babycat leerin at her
<Mahler> Now, sir?
<Stinky> wwooohooo!
Callie glares at LaRRy
Buster peers over LaRRy's shoulder
<Christofur> Yes, Mahler
<Pauline> Wanna crab puff, liddle guy?
Pauline winks
TinyTiger waits
Thaddeus hugz Bebe
Mahler carefully and genly nips TT on the neck.
Pauline tugs spandex back up to her neck. Broken bustiers drop at her feet
Kiri gasps for air
<Buster> <ub: go Mahler!!>
<Alex> Christofur, is it dun?
Boris comes over to help his bud
Clarence hopes TT does to Mahler what Jaeger did to him
<Christofur> Now you, TT.
<Boris> it's ok thad
Bebe hugs Thaddy
<Kiri> Lemme go chubs
<Pauline> Concatulations, Mahler and TT!
Elektra releases one loud sob, and dabs at her eyes
<Christofur> NOT YET
<Pauline> Chubs?
TinyTiger carefully whaps Mahler with what looks like a GREAY BIG WHAP, but isn't
Thaddeus sssobz sssilintly
<Pauline> Ooops. Sorry.
Mahler smiles at TT
<Kiri> hey... yu wiv thuh fud in yur bosom
<Pauline> Yes>
Longfellow smooches Abra in a fit of romantic fervor from the wedwink vows he heard
<Kiri> oooof fangu
<Stinky> all grown up *sig*
Thaddeus kan't wach ssso he berriez hiz hed in Bebe'z bib
<Pauline> I mean, Yes?
<Christofur> As the cats bite and swat, all cats yowl and screech the ancient biting
and swatting catsong.
Abracadabra is shocked, but pleased
<Boris> hey there . . . you with the fud in your bosom
<Stinky> aarrrooowww!
Alex waits for TT's vows
<Pauline> Yes?
<Boris> love never made a fool of you
Elektra thinks how grown up her son is, and fondly remembers the past year
<Kiri> Yu was skweezing me tooooo tite
<Pauline> That would be me.
<Pauline> Which bozom?
<Pauline> I have several.
Longfellow blushes and whispers
Abracadabra fidgets before sneaking a smooch with Longfellow
<Kiri> I noticed
<Christofur> Concatulations you two. In da name uv da Grate Cat Goddess Bast,
you is ofishally wedwinked. May the blessings of Bast be wif you always, an may yer
winkship be long an happy an bring all gud fings.
Pauline displays six matched setz
<Buster> meeeeeeryoooow!
<Longfellow> Um, Abra, sorry, didn't mean to uh ..um
<TinyTiger> I did my vows befurr Mahler, Alex
Now Playing: applause.wav was played by Alex
<Stinky> meeeeowwww!!!
<Christofur> By the power vested in me, as Chief Justicat of the Supreme Court of
Catmerica, I hereby pronounce you as wife and husband. Ladies and gentlecats,
may I present the bride and groom.
<TinyTiger> YAY!!!!!!!
Pauline covered with bustiers, of course in sky blue pink
<Alex> YAY!!!!!!!!!!
<Mahler> YAY!!!!
TinyTiger HUGGGSSSSSSSS Mahler
<Buster> yay!!!!
Longfellow faints dead away from Abra's smooch
<Stinky> YAY!!!!!!
<Sassy> YAY!!!!!
Elektra stands up in joy, and applauds loudly!
<Mahler> May I smooch her now, sir?
<Christofur> Yes, Mahler |
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