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The Pre-WedWink Party

<Major> sssnicker. I got to help Mahler finish gettin ready. He had his baff, and is just wearin' his socks and paisley Maine Coon underwearz.
<Major> Omar? Frottbattz?
Major 2CAT'S AUTOBAR OPEN We Have Spikearita, Burdwizer, Frottbattz, Catnip, Fancy Feast, Crickets, Toona, Shubeert, Shusparilla, Moth on a stick, Cheddar Cheese, and Sammon....
Major To Order Type !<whatever you want to order>eg !rum
<Christofur> hmmmm..
<Major> Major serves Christofur a rather large, tasty toona.
<Christofur> !Toona
<Lenny> Ok then I mite just nik off an iron my frock...
<Major> Major serves Christofur a big, ice-cold Frottbattz Beer.
<Christofur> !Frottbattz
<Major> Ok, myluff
<Major> Major serves Omar a rather large, tasty toona.
<Omar> !Toona
<Christofur> Major serves Omar a rather large, tasty toona.
<Lenny> Mum sez she hasta make a cuppil ov fone callz... so I'll be bak
<Major> Ok. SMOOCH
Major is persistent
<Lenny> catch yu lader...
<Major> sigh.
<Major> Sigh. Mahler isn't too nervous. He's sound asleep on mom's bed.
<Dexter> He's resting up
<Major> yup
<Major> Hey, Dex. Did yew see the Manx kitties in thuh new Cat Fancy?
<Alex> back
<Dexter> uh...no. I need to get that issue.
<Dexter> They look like me?
<Major> yup
<Dexter> kewl!
<Alex> Dexter, is Chloe gonna be able to make it tonight???
<Dexter> uh, Alex...I fink so.
<Alex> Good.
<Major> MAHLER!
<Omar> Yikes!
<Major> YUP
<Major> Mahler is here!
<Dexter> ssnicker
<Dexter> He's ready!
<Omar> He's AWAKE!
<Major> HAR
<Major> He's not totally awake!
<Major> sssnicker
<Major> He's got his paisley underwearz on, too.
<Alex> HAR
<Omar> Frum da catalog?
<Major> YUP!
<Omar> Do dey do a Persian furrshun?
<Alex> A Persian furrshan?
Alex loves the way that soundz
<Major> Ize knot sure, but yer welcome to borrow one.
<Omar> Ov da CATalog.
<Alex> OH!
Major hands an MC catalog to Omar
<Major> It's got EVERYthing, bub.
<Omar> Well, yu no, we haff similar fluffytayls an bloomers an such...
<Major> Christofur and Mahler order alot from it.
<Major> We dew!
<Alex> We dew!
Major compares tails.
<Omar> Yurs is more like a plume...
<Major> Mine is a little longer. Yers is a little fluffier.
Dexter looks around at his and sighs.
<Major> Yup!
<Alex> HAHAHAHAH
<Major> uh
<Major> Sorry, bub
<Alex> Dex, it's okay
<Omar> Mine is kind ov rownder.
<Major> So is Christofur's
<Omar> Is he a MC, too?
<Major> Kinda MC, Persian, DLH, etc.
<Major> He's beautiful.
<Christofur> blush
<Alex> Very fluffy
<Dexter> awww
<Omar> I agree...he's furry handsum.
<Major> Very luxurious furz
<Alex> Uh oh?
<Major> YAY
<Omar> So, yurmom has longlong black an longlong wite furrs to deel wiff....whut colur rugs in yurhous?
<Mikey> Here comes the Burrd
<Major> BUB!!
<Alex> HAY!!!!
<Mikey> Here comes the burrrrrrd
<Omar> Hi Mikey!
<Dexter> Mikey!!
<Alex> Hi Mikey!!!
<Mikey> Here comes the ... HAY, efurybody!
<Major> Old orange shag. It's bad. sigh
<Mikey> OMAR!!!
<Major> MIKE!!
<Mikey> Christofur, Dex....who you callin old orange shag?
<Omar> Hi, Mikey! (agin!)
<Christofur> Good evening, Master Michael.
<Mikey> Good evening, Mr. Christofur, Esq.
<Major> Our carpet.
<Mikey> You didn't mean ME when you said...Oh, the carpet. Okay
<Major> Yew've seen it. snork
<Mikey> So, where's Mahler an TT?
<Mikey> I like your house, Major.
<Major> Mahler is in his socks and paisley underwarez.
<Major> Thank yew, bub
<Mikey> Whew!
<Mikey> Paisley underwarez, huh.
<Omar> Is he startin to luk nurvoss?
<Major> He's gotta put on his tux soon.
<Mikey> Is his tux paizley, too?
<Major> Nope. He's playin with a video cable
<Major> NO WEIGH
<Major> It's traditional black.
<Mikey> Good. I thought he had more tayste.
<Omar> Whut colur tux?
<Major> TT would kill him. snork
<Omar> Wiffa cummerbund?
<Major> Yup!
<Major> anna top hat!
<Major> Yew got yer top hat, Alex?
<Omar> Whut colur is dat?
<Major> Black
Major picks up his top hat and puts it on.
<Major> How dew I look?
<Omar> Da cummerbund is black?
<Major> Yup!
<Mikey> Major, you look stately.
<Christofur> I certainly hope he doesnt' have trouble dressing, like his father did.
<Major> Thank yew, Mike
<Mikey> A silky black kitty wif a black cummerbund. Impecccccable
<Major> blush
<Alex> Very appropro
<Major> Just don't let yer mom try to smooch me.
<Alex> Major, how do I look?
<Omar> At leest till afftur da seremony.
<Major> Yew look very handsome, Alex!!
<Alex> whew
<Alex> fangu
<Christofur> SPLENDID, Alex!
<Alex> Thank yoo, sir.
Alex has tried to do good with this bestmankitty sstuff
<Christofur> You are welcome.   Has Chloe seen you?
<Alex> No, sir. She's not here yet.
Alex searches anxiously
<Christofur> I think she would approve.
<Alex> Nope, not here.
<Alex> I hope so.
<Christofur> Dexter? Where is your lovely sisfur?
<Dexter> uh...I saw her somewhere.....
<Alex> YEAH, whare is she???
Dexter looks around
<Alex> Uh, I mean,
<Christofur> She should see Alex before the ceremony.
<Alex> Where is she?
<Major> ALEX!
<Dexter> Oh! There she is! Hold on....I'll get her ovfur here.
<Major> Settle down.
<Alex> Yes sir???
Alex will try furry hard
<Major> Use yer best English.
<Alex> It's hard when you're just a young mini MC
<Major> Nice soot, Mike.
<Mikey> Fangu.
<Christofur> You're doing a fine job, Alex.
<Christofur> sigh
<Mikey> Yeah.
<Christofur> WOW
<Mikey> Chloe!!!!
<Alex> CHLOE!!!!!!
<Christofur> Ms. Chloe!
<Major> awwww
<Mikey> Whadda fox!
Alex runs and hugs Chloe
<Major> awwwww
<Alex> SSSMMMOOOOOCCCCCHHHHHH
<Chloe> Hi hi hi Alex!
<Chloe> Hi hi evfurryone!!
<Major> Don't mess her up, Alex.
<Major> sssnicker
<Chloe> sssmooooccchhh
<Alex> Uh
<Omar> Hi, Chloe!
<Alex> Sorry
<Chloe> s'okay
Chloe beams at Alex
<Alex> You look stunning!!!!
<Chloe> <blush>
<Chloe> fangu
<Alex> That dress is beautiful.
<Chloe> Yoo luk furry handsome yurownself
<Omar> Ar yu da flower-kitty, Chloe?
<Major> OH!
<Chloe> Fangu! TT did a gud job, din't she?
<Major> I bet they didn't think ov that!
<Alex> She is the flower of my soul.
<Chloe> uh...I dunnow
<Major> awwwww
<Omar> WHUT?
<Mikey> Flower kitty?
<Mikey> No one thought of that?
<Major> I don't think so, bub
<Chloe> nope. Don't fink so.
Major makes a note.
Mikey listens fur hed skritchins
<Mikey> Well, Chloe is certainly furry lovely. She could carry flowerz
<Mikey> Don't ask Charlie. He eeetz em
<Alex> She could!!!!!
<Chloe> rilly? I cud??
<Mikey> Well, of course, Alex. She could.
<Mikey> Uh huh.
<Mikey> You are a flower yerownself!
<Chloe> kewl!
<Omar> I just fot Chloe lukkd too pritty to not be part ov da wedding party.
<Chloe> <blush>
<Major> I sent a message to TT about it.
<Alex> You're right, Omar.
<Christofur> She is very pretty!
<Christofur> You look divine, Chloe.
<Bebe> Chloe, that dress is perfect!
<Christofur> It is!
<Chloe> awwww....y'all are gonna turn my head
<Major> ssnicker
Alex nuzzles Chloe
<Chloe> Fangu, Bebe. I luff thuh dress. TT made it.
<Mikey> The porkish one is upstairs, strugglin inta her wedding spandex.
<Bebe> ssnicker
Chloe wuffles Alex
<Bebe> She will be here later, I take it?
<Mikey> I thought I heard something sproingggg just a few minutes ago.
<Bebe> What would the wedwink be without Pauline??
<Bebe> HAHAHAHAHAH
<Mikey> Yeah. She'll be here as soon as she waddles down the stairz.\
<Dexter> ssnork
<Mikey> Yeah a wdwink without Pauline would be like the virgin burrf without a virgin.\
<Mikey> Appropriately enuff.
<Mikey> Hope no one's collapsin frum sakrilege?
<Mikey> Aw right. I'm sorry.
<Mikey> Hello?
<Mikey> [sigh] They hate me.
<Dexter> ssnicker
<Major> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mikey slinks off to gnaw on Charlie
Dexter was gone for two days and is catching up on emailz
Major isn't
<Mikey> Ohhhh. I feel better.
<Major> snork
<Mikey> You guyz must all be ambibuttonous.
<Mikey> Or do you have a computer fur each paw?
<Major> uh. Mike?   Just whut is Porklean wearing?
<Mikey> Oh BAST!
<Christofur> Two windows.
<Major> uh
<Mikey> She's wearin some kinda rainbow spandex wif a cutout tayl
<Major> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Mikey> An it's slit up to her pink nose.
<Christofur> OH DEAR!!
<Mikey> Her whole left side is permed.
<Major> NOOOOOOOOOOO
<Mikey> So there's this curly stuff hangin outta the spandex
<Christofur> Tackle her, young Mike!
<Mikey> I'm afraid to get too close. She might explode.
Major holds his head in his paws.
<Major> No no no no no
<Mikey> It's all right, Major.
<Major> It is?
<Mikey> She hasn't had too much nip yet.
<Major> We could make her stand outside and look in the window.
<Mikey> If she overnips in that spandex, she might start dancin on the bride'n'groom.
<Alex> lordy!
<Major> AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH
<Alex> Iz she gonna be here her ownself?
<Mikey> NoNO. She'll behave.
<Mikey> Yes. She'll be here. She's upstairs paintin her nayls BongoBlue
<Mikey> An puttin on her lipgloss
<Major> ACK
<Major> OH LAWDY LAWDY
<Alex> Bongo blue?
<Major> Whut will we dew?
<Bebe> Bongo blue?
<Major> HAR
<Major> yup. That nasty Bongo Bloo
<Major> Makes she look like a vampire
<Major> uh.   Maybe she is one.
Mikey swivels his head...hears sound on stayrway...
Mikey shrinks in terror...sound of bouncing and banging off wallz
Mikey leaps from computer chair as iridescent pudge wif bongoblue nayls appears in doorway
Mikey is now known as Pauline
<Pauline> HEEEYYYYYY BABEZZZZZ!!!
<Major> NOOOOOOOOOOO
<Pauline> mah momma done told me...
<Pauline> when I was in spandexxxxxx
Pauline bumps an grinds...
<Major> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Pauline> ooop!
<Major> YIKES!
Pauline bumps and grinds
<Pauline> Better.
<Pauline> Hi, Major, Omar, Alex, Bebe, Chloe
Major gets a raincoat out of the closet.
<Pauline> Chloe, you are to DIE fur!!!
<Chloe> WOW!
<Major> Here, Pauline, put this on.
Chloe 's eyes widen.
<Major> This is a FORMAL wedwink.
Pauline 's head swivels towards black maine coon
<Chloe> Well, fangu, Pauline.
<Pauline> DRAT!
<Major> WHUT
<Dexter> ssnicker
<Pauline> But, Major. THis IS my formal spandex
<Major> ACK
Pauline tucks tayl back in
<Alex> WOW
<Pauline> Hi Alex.
<Christofur> HOLY HEIFER!!
<Christofur> uh... er... excuse me
Pauline readjusts her 6 bustiers
<Alex> Uh, hi ma'am
<Christofur> Oh MY
<Pauline> Darn those things. They keep slippin. Hi, Alex, you liddle furpeach! Doesn't Chloe look like a BABE!
<Major> HAR!
<Pauline> Hi, Clarence.
<Clarence> Hi Chistofur
<Clarence> Hi Major
<Clarence> Hi Bebe
<Alex> Hi clarence
<Major> Purrs and such. snork
<Clarence> Hi Alex
<Clarence> Hi Dexter
<Major> Hi Clarence
<Clarence> Hi Pualine
<Bebe> Hi clarence!
<Clarence> Hi Omar
<Clarence> Hi Chloe
<Dexter> Hey Clarence
<Pauline> Hi Pewline, yore ownself!
<Chloe> Hi Clarence
Major headbutts everyone, including himself.
<Chloe> sssnicker
Christofur glares at Pauline
Clarence headbutts Major
Alex thinks this place is full of mirrors
Pauline smurgles Christofur, leaves lip gloss on his wiskers
<Clarence> Where are Mahler and TT?
<Christofur> ACK
<Major> Mahler is gettin dressed in his tux
Clarence hands Christofur a kleenex
<Pauline> Hey, Christofur, ya got somethin on yer nose.
Christofur cleans the lipgloss off
<Christofur> I most certainly do NOT
<Christofur> Young lady! Please go change into something more appropriate for the occasion.
Christofur is aghast.
Pauline gets a liddle closer..kisses Christofur right between the eyez!
<Christofur> YUCK
<Clarence> What is Pauline wearing?
Christofur knows Toto will rip Pauline to shreds
<Major> No much.
<Pauline> What would be more appropriate?
<Pauline> No much?
<Clarence> Pauline, what are you wearing?
<Pauline> You habla espanol?
<Christofur> A tasteful frock, purrhaps?
<Omar> Ummmm....Christofur......is Toto comin?
<Christofur> INDEED!
<Pauline> Okay, I'll go frock myself. Mikey?
<Christofur> And Mr. Thaddeus+, LaRRy, and, of course, Bigman.
<Christofur> Please do!
<Clarence> When are they expected?
Pauline stomps off to look fur mikey to take her place fur a minnit
<Omar> Uh oh.
Pauline is now known as Mikey
<Christofur> I'm not sure.
<Clarence> Hi Mike
<Alex> ssnicker
<Christofur> WHEW
<Mikey> Whew! is right.
<Christofur> Do something with her, Mike
<Clarence> Can somebody tell me what Pauline was wearing?
<Christofur> A wisp of spandex.
<Mikey> Clarence, you're too youg.
<Mikey> young.
<Clarence> That's what I thought.
<Clarence> No I'm not. I'm more than 3.
<Major> She's a sight!
<Mikey> That's too young.
<Christofur> It is!
<Clarence> Why?
<Christofur> For this, you are!
<Clarence> Why?
Mikey tips his head, listens to ominous soundz frum above.
<Mikey> So, is Mahler into his tux yet?
Alex doesn't think it's thunder
<Major> Almost.
<Major> He'd be faster if he'd stop playing in the lab.
<Clarence> Mike, what ominous sounds do you hear?
<Mikey> Kewl!!! And whaddya hear from the Blushing Bride?
<Alex> No doubt rustling up some last minute inventions...
<Major> She's dressing, too.
<Mikey> Yeah, I think that must be it.
<Mikey> LOL!!
<Major> He's into something.
<Mikey> Well...there's the sound of hangers bein tosst around. Bumpin onna wallz.
<Alex> ssnork
<Christofur> Go check on her!
<Clarence> Maybe she can't find anything to wear that would be appropriate.
<Alex> So, Mikey, what's it like, living with a fashion goddess?
<Christofur> I have one of Toto's frocks she could wear.
<Mikey> The closets ae WAAAAAY too small, Alex.
<Christofur> Very tasteful.
<Mikey> Say, where's Irene and THaddeus?
<Clarence> But could Pauline fit in them?
<Major> They should be here soon.
<Mikey> Do they come around anymore?
<Bebe> Thaddy *ssed* he'd bee here....
<Mikey> Oh, good. I haven't heard from my buddy, Thaddeus in a while.
Bebe is anxious
<Clarence> I haven't either.
<Mikey> *sssssswelll.*
<Major> Yup.   Not as much since their mom is werkin herself tuh def.
<Alex> ssssnork
<Major> ACK!    MAHLER!
<Clarence> Mike, is your mom going to interrupt the ceremony by coming in and trying to kiss a kitty?
<Mikey> Y'know. Work is the curse of the werkin class.
<Mikey> She might.
<Mikey> What's Mahler up to?
<Alex> To paraphrase Lenin?
<Clarence> Are you going to let her?
<Major> sssssspit
<Mikey> [ub] afraid to ask...
<Major> He tipped the iced tea mug again.   brb
<Mikey> Alex, that was SPLENDID!
<Mikey> Ah, Major. Must just be Bridegroom jitterz.
<Mikey> When dad married mom, he spillt a whole bottle of moufwash
<Mikey> Not at the wedding, you unnerstand.
<Major> No. It's typical Mahler
<Major> HAR
<Major> He did??
<Major> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Major> On hisownself?
<Alex> SNORK
<Clarence> Chester is sleeping on my shelf right now.
Mikey cocks his head. Turns eyes to doorway...
<Mikey> YIKES!!!!!!
Mikey leaps from computer chair and dives under desk
Mikey peeeks out
<Mikey> GEEEEZ! I thought it was Cat Dracula.
<Mikey> Now she's got her furz all spiked up wif mousse, an she's got these earrings on that look like them disco sparkle balls.
<Christofur> Uh oh. Here comes the lag.
Mikey leaps back unner desk
<Major> uh oh
<Major> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Major> PORKLEAN!
<Pauline> HEY HEY HEY HEY
<Alex> HOLY COW
<Pauline> Okay, Christofur, is this better?
<Christofur> HOLY HEIFER, again
<Christofur> NOOO NO NO NO NO
Bebe covers her eyes
Christofur hands Pauline a box.
Pauline faces Christofur with saintly red spandex, slit up to east Jeezus
<Christofur> Here, go put this on, young lady.
<Alex> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Pauline turns and reveals ample haunches hanging out of back slit
Clarence passes out sunglasses
<Major> OH MY GAWD!
Alex thinks the wedwink invitations should have included info about a dress code
<Major> uh
<Major> nevermind
<Pauline> This is alllll I haaaaaave [whine]
<Alex> How about moonglasses?
<Pauline> How about if I just sit here quietly. Okay?
<Christofur> NO
Pauline sits and sounds of straining seams can be heard.
<Alex> LOL
<Christofur> Go put on the dress I just gave you.
Clarence hands out moonglasses too
<Pauline> Hmmmm. I musta washed this an tosst it inna dryer.
<Pauline> So....
<Clarence> Is that spandex going to explode?
<Christofur> I seriously doubt that...
Pauline tries to change subject
<Alex> And the dryer obviously tossed it back
<Pauline> Alex, you and Chloe an item?
<Christofur> HAHAHAHA
Pauline files left bongo blue nail
<Christofur> Good one, Mr. Alex
<Pauline> HAR HAR
<Alex> Why do you ask, ma'am?
<Clarence> Pauline, why do you have a \ after your name?
<Pauline\> Yeah. But you'll pay fur it.
<Pauline\> Well, just curious. I've been kinda outta touch.
Chloe lissens to thuh conversashun closely
<Christofur> It's the exploding spadex symbol
<Alex> To tell the truth....
<Pauline\> It's my baton.
Alex pauses dramatically
Pauline\ skritches her head tryin to figure out \
Alex wonders if anyone is paying attention
Chloe leans forward
<Pauline\> I'm payin attention
<Clarence> Should we hide before the spandex explodes?
<Major> BUB!!
<Alex> HAHAHAHAH
<Clarence> Hi Boris
<Pauline\> HI, BORIS!!!!
<Major> BORIS*!!!
<Alex> BORIS!
<Boris> Major!
<Omar> Hi, Boris*!
Major headbutts and hugs his pal.
<Boris> Alex!
<Alex> WAY KEWL BUB!
<Dexter> Boris*!!
Pauline\ headbutts boris
<Boris> Porkl....Pauline!
<Christofur> Good evening, Mr. Boris!
<Pauline\> Carefullllll....
<Boris> oops . . . sorry
<Bebe> Hello, Boris*!
Chloe hedbutts Pauline\
<Clarence> Or her spandex will explode on you
Pauline\ is now known as Pauline
<Major> psssst. Boris*.   Do something about Porklean.
<Pauline> Whew! Lost the baton.
<Boris> Like what?
<Pauline> Major, you sill thang!
<Alex> Major's a sill thang?
<Pauline> Yah. LIke WHAT!
<Alex> What's a sill thang?
<Christofur> And judging from appearence, that's not all you are likely to lose.
<Pauline> This is a ... oops. SillY
<Alex> A thang whut hangs onna sill?
<Pauline> What, Christofur? My furtue?
<Major> I am KNOT a thang
<Pauline> HAR HAR
<Pauline> Alex, you're kewl!
<Christofur> furtue?
<Pauline> furtue.
<Clarence> No, your spandex.
<Boris> perhaps a windowsill thang?
<Alex> Fangu, ma'am.
<Christofur> PAULINE!
<Pauline> Yes?
Alex goes and sits next to Chloe
<Christofur> CHANGE OUTFITS
Chloe wonders if she missed Alex' answer to Pauline somehow....
Pauline is all ears.
<Pauline> Change outfits?
<Christofur> Yes!!
<Alex> <ub: I didn't give her the answer yet>
<Major> sssnicker
Pauline slinks off to changing room once again
Boris hopes his tupist remembers how to do this
<Omar> I notisd dat, Alex
<Alex> tupist??
<Alex> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Chloe> <ub: oh. Why not?>
Pauline is now known as stand-in
<Christofur> She will, Mr. Boris*
<Alex> <ub: Because Boris came in>
<Major> Uh.
<Alex> Later
<Major> Stand-in?
<Omar> "stand-in"???????
<Boris> whats the questions
<Major> Who knows?
<Chloe> <ub: yoo don't want him to know?>
<Alex> What's the answer?
Major looks at Alex.
<Major> WOW
<Azure> hihi!
<Major> BUB!
<Clarence> Hi Azure
<Omar> Hi, Azure!
<Alex> hi hi!!
<Dexter> Hey!
<Christofur> Good evening, ma'am.
Pauline sits quietly
<Pauline> Hi, Azure.
Pauline looks demure
<Sparkle> hi Pauline!
<Clarence> Hi Sparkle
<Christofur> THank you, Mz. Pauline.
Pauline is wearing SPARKLING WHITE
<Christofur> DON"T TALK TO HER
<Alex> Hi Sparklle
<Alex> Don't talk to who?
<Sparkle> Hi Alex...
Christofur contemplates Pauline and white
Pauline is wearing SPARKLING WHITE SPANDEX WIF CRISS-CROSS STRAPZ
<Bebe> Hi Sparkle!
<Christofur> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Major> YIKES
<Sparkle> hihi Bebe!
Pauline looks like the WHITE Michelin Tire Kitty
<Major> sigh
<Major> NO SSSPIT!
<Alex> HOLY SLINGSHOT
<Major> snork
Pauline has danglin fuschia eeringz wif pictures of the groom on the left eer an the bride on the right eer
<Clarence> Pauline, why do you want to wear spandex?
Boris is very afraid
<Sparkle> furgive us if we'ze a bit quiet... ourmom just washed her hair (after going swimming in our waterdish!) and is tryin' to untangle it all...
Pauline is wearing 6 inch high heeld paw pads, wif her mongo-blue toenayls sticking out
<Major> Chloe??   A message for yew from TT.
<Pauline> Yer mom went swimmin in yer wadder dish?
<Pauline> A message from TT?!!!
<Sparkle> yah! the bigbig one, not the small one that gets bubbly
<Major> Oh, Chloe??
<Pauline> Ewwww Chloe, whaddid she say?
<Major> WOW
<Major> I wud luff to haff Chloe az my flower girl.
              TT
<Pauline> Chloe?
<Major> See it, Chloe?
<Pauline> Where is she, Major?
<Major> Ize thinkin yew hurt her wiff her spandex.
<Pauline> Awwwwwwwww. That's sweet.
<Christofur> No doubt!
<Pauline> I hurt her wiff HER spandex?
<Pauline> That would be QUITE the trick!
Pauline sulks
<Major> uh. yer spandex
<Pauline> Oh.
Pauline stops sulkin
<Clarence> Is it going to explode?
<Major> prolly
<Pauline> Whaddid I do? Twang her?
<Major> Yup
<Major> Knocked her out cold
<Pauline> DARN them too tite strapz
<Clarence> You should get a bigger size.
Boris snickers
<Pauline> Here. Hand her one a these chilled nipiceblocks
<Major> They come in her size?
<Pauline> Clarence, that's what all the guyz say?
<Clarence> I thought her mom made them for her.
<Christofur> I doubt it.
<Pauline> My mom wouldn't make me CLOTHES! She likes furz
<Christofur> I believe she gets them from the Acme Tent and Awning Company.
<Sparkle> Pauline, you shood replace the straps... they sound defective...
<Pauline> And Boat Covers...
<Clarence> Is she wearing a XXXXXXL?
<Christofur> SNORT
<Christofur> Bigger, my boy.
<Pauline> Ewwwwww. Cowzablanca is on tonite. They're singin "A Hiss is Just a Hiss" now.
Pauline swayz wif the music
<Bebe> You're right, Sparkle
<Christofur> When "they" say Pauline is a "whale" of a womankitty, they arent' kidding.
<Boris> yooo must remember thissssssssss
Sparkle snickers "where's Sam?"
Pauline is THWAPPED in the face wif one of her eeringz
<Boris> playin it, of course
<Major> They are
<Bebe> Oh my!
<Major> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Pauline> Ah, boris, sing it BUB
<Pauline> No, singin it, Major an Boris.
<Major> Good voice tonight, Boris!
<Boris> a hiisssssss is just a hisssssssssss
Boris takes a bow
<Alex> HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
<Alex> LOL
Pauline leans on the pianer
<Pauline> THWOP!!
Boris is very afraid
<Major> Unless of course, his name is Mr. Edddddddddd.
<Pauline> Oops. A thigh escaped. Sorry.
<Major> uh.   wrong song
<Clarence> Look at that spandex expand.
<Pauline> A horse is a horse of course...
<Pauline> Oh. Sorry, Major. I was jus followin the lead
<Boris> unless of course a horse
<Major> sigh
<Major> is the famous
<Boris> I see blue thighs
<Major> uh oh
<Alex> Smiling at me......
<Major> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Pauline> Permed thighs. The nayls are bloo. Like 'em
<Pauline> ?
<Boris> nothing but blue thighs
<Pauline> OHHHHH
<Pauline> I get it!
<Alex> dew I seeeeeee
<Pauline> Blue thighs.....
<Pauline> Sorry Boris.
Dexter stepped away for a minute and came back to a rilly weird conversashun
Pauline 's mom hopes TT makes it to the wedding
<Alex> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Major> No ssspit
<Major> She's above alla this, Ize thinkin.
<Pauline> Dexter, it only gets "weeerder."
<Major> snork
<Major> New song....
<Pauline> Who? TT?
<Sparkle> hi Sassy!
<Christofur> Hi Sassy , nice to see you!
<Boris> Sassy!
<Alex> SASSY!!!!!
<Pauline> Sasssy!!!!!
Clarence 's mom hopes Mahler's tux isn't wet
<Dexter> Sassy!!!!!!
<Clarence> Hi Sassy
<Sassy> Hey All!
<Major> Reeeeed nails inna sunset.
<Major> WOW
<Chloe> Hey Sassy!
<Clarence> Hi TT
<Alex> WOW
<Major> HOLY ENTRANCES
<Sparkle> TT!
<TinyTiger> hi everyone!!
<Dexter> TT!!!!
<Alex> Hi Sassy!!
Boris is stunned
<TinyTiger> WOW!!! so manee kitties
<Pauline> TTTTTT!!!!!
<Major> WOW
<Chloe> Yay!! TT's here
<Pauline> manee?
<Bebe> Hi hi TT!!!
<Major> Hay, TT!!
<Boris> psst . . . pauline
TinyTiger headbutts Bebe
<Pauline> Hi Hi Hi TT! You look....brefftaking!
<Major> awwwww
<Pauline> Yeah, Boris?
<Boris> that's the MCs - we're very mane-y
<Major> HAR
<Major> WE ARE
<TinyTiger> fangu Pauline, but I doan haf my gown on yet
Bebe hedbutts TT
<Major> whew
<Bebe> sssnicker
<Pauline> Well, even gownless, yer a stone fox!
Clarence hands the recent arrivals sunglasses, so they don't get blinded by Pauline's spandex
<Major> I think Mahler is almost ready
<Sassy> Hey Dexter!
Pauline 's head swivels Mahler-ward
<Major> He's going over his vows with Christofur
<Major> WOW
<Major> Ok.
Boris sulks
<Sassy> This one's having problems too
Pauline 's mom takes permanent press break
<Major> I'll tell him, TT.
<Bebe> Uh, TT?
<Alex> TT?
<TinyTiger> yes, Alex?
<Alex> We have werds to post too, as best man
<TinyTiger> fangu Pauline
<Alex> after the vows
<TinyTiger> yup!
<Major> WOW
<TinyTiger> and aftur the bleesing
<Major> I misses Sassy!
<TinyTiger> blessing
<Alex> YES
<Major> Hey, Sassy!!
<Sassy> Ize here!
<Alex> Sassy is here!
<Major> and Christofur has a few words before and at the end.
<Sassy> Yes Major
<Dexter> She is!!
<Major> Good evening, Sassy!
<Alex> Sassy, fangu FURRY MUCH fur the bachelor partee!!!!
<Sassy> Good evening tu yu, kind sir
<Sassy> It waz my pleasure, Alex
<Major> No ssspit! You were great, Sassy!
<Major> Awesome!!
<Sassy> Fangu!
<Clarence> And you were a lot of fun.
<Major> Incomparable!!
<Sassy> Awe. <blush>
<Dexter> <grumble> <grumble>
<Sassy> Fangu all!
<Major> huh?
<Major> Whut's wrong, Dex?
Alex knows now why Dexter feels that way
<Clarence> Why are you grumbling Dexter?
<Dexter> uh...nuffing.
<Sassy> Yeah, we had a lot of fun afterwards.
<Alex> Uh, dex?
<Dexter> Nuffing at all.
<Alex> She was wonderful
<Clarence> She was beautiful
<Alex> And she's yur speshal kitty
<TinyTiger> iz sumkitty loggin effurything?
<Alex> you should be furry proud
<Alex> YES
<Major> TT? Should the groomsmen wait outside?
<TinyTiger> (phew)
<Dexter> Log going here.
<Sassy> Iz gonna getta complex
<Major> Me, too, I hope
<Dexter> She IS, Alex
<TinyTiger> no, thay doan hafta
<Major> ok
<Alex> You dezerve a medal and lotsa toonas for the shelter for homeless kitties
<Omar> Yu put on qwite da show, Sassy!
<Clarence> Hi AuntieA
<Dexter> AA!!!
<Major> Uh...
<Major> BUB!!
<Alex> Hi hi Aunti A!!
<TinyTiger> hi AuntieA
<AuntieA> Hi gang!
<Boris> Anti Amfur!!
<Abracadabra> hihi AuntieA!
<Omar> Hi dere!
<AuntieA> Boris!!!
<Major> AA!!
<Major> SMOOCH
<AuntieA> I have missed you, you sweet thing!
<AuntieA> Major!
<Christofur> Good evening, Auntie Amfur!
AuntieA beams at the black MC
<Major> awwww blush
<AuntieA> My goodness!
<AuntieA> look at the crowd!
<Boris> do you have the shumobile tonight?
<Major> Yup.
<AuntieA> Yes, Boris, I do!
<Major> That's what theyz leavin in
AuntieA hands Alex a warm crabpuff.
<Boris> ohboyohboyohboy
<Major> In tribute tuh Shu
<Major> Mahler said so
<Chloe> awwww
Boris wonders where ashley is
<Alex> Fangu!
<AuntieA> oh, Major, that is so nice <snuffle>
<Major> I think she's comin, Boris*
<AuntieA> She's probably primping
<AuntieA> uh
<Boris> I hope so -
Sparkle is on IRC
<Major> Yup. Christofur, Schmutz, and I decorated it for them. sssnicker
<AuntieA> wait, it's Ashley, right?
<Major> Yup!
<Major> Trashley
<AuntieA> She's probably fighting a rottie!
<Major> HAR
AuntieA snickers
<Boris> she looks beyooteeful when she brushes out her long furry tayle
<Dexter> ssnicker
<Major> She does, bub!
Pauline sinks a bloo claw into a crabpuff
<Major> uh oh
<Pauline> chomp chomp
<Pauline> creakkkk
<Major> Boris? Be careful.   Pauline is bustin out all over.
AuntieA gives Pauline a BIG, WET, SLOPPY, KISS!!
AuntieA hands Pauline a warm crabpuff.
Pauline slams back inta the chair, an wipes off wiskerz
<Major> slams??
<AuntieA> Abra!
<Pauline> Hey! AuntiA!!! hug hug
<Abracadabra> Anti Amfur!
Boris backs under a table for cover
<AuntieA> I'll get LF in a minute.
<Pauline> Uh huh. Slams
<Abracadabra> okay!
<Pauline> Where's Boris go?
<AuntieA> Pauline, you are lovely, even uh, busting out a bit...
Pauline peer unner table, leaves spot of lip gloss on table cloth
<Major> Are yoo all ready, TT?
<Boris> umm . . . just cleaning up a little
AuntieA loves fuzzbuckets of all sizes
<Pauline> Why fangu, AntiA
<TinyTiger> jus hafta get into my gown
<Pauline> purr purr purr purr
<Pauline> KEWL!! Your gown....[sigh]
<TinyTiger> Jasmien issn heer yet eefur
<Pauline> What's yer gown like? Or do we hafta wait an see?
<Major> ok. Dew yew want to see Mahler first?
<Pauline> Jasmien?
<TinyTiger> Bebe will yoo help me?
<Pauline> Is that a chinese Jasmine?
<Major> He's ready.
<Bebe> Of course!
<TinyTiger> Yes, jus fur a sekund
<Major> ok
<Abracadabra> Mr. Longfellow!
<Longfellow> Dear Abra, are the wedwinkees here yet?
<Mahler> Hi hi hi hi, my LFP-GKK!
<Mahler> SMOOCH
<TinyTiger> hi hi hi hi hi my ROS-DNK!!!!!
<Abracadabra> I beleef so...
<Bebe> I am sooo pleezed to be here and part of this.
<Pauline> Awwwwwww, Mahler. You are so handsome. What a luffly cupple.
<TinyTiger> smoochsmoochsmoochsmooch
Longfellow purrs loudly at the lovely tortie ladycat
<Mahler> Do I look ok?
Boris gets misty seeing Mahler look so grown up
Abracadabra purrs sweetly back
<Clarence> Hi Mahler
<TinyTiger> yoo luk SSSOOOOOOO handsum!!!!
<Mahler> Oh, my! Are yoo ok, Mr. Boris*?
<Abracadabra> this cameo you gave me goes so well wif my dress, Mr. Longfellow...
Longfellow moves next to his lovely companion
<Mahler> [blush]
<Longfellow> Yes, it does!
<Mahler> Thank yoo, my LFP
<Longfellow> I'm so glad you wore it
Boris feels old since Mahler keeps cllin him Mr. Boris
Abracadabra is glad, also
<Dexter> ssnicker
<Longfellow> LOL
<Mahler> awwww
<TinyTiger> I am thuh lukkeeyest gurlkitty inn awurld
<Longfellow> Boris, you aren't old!
<Mahler> And I am the luckiest boykitty!
<Mahler> SMOOCH
<Boris> thanks longfellow
<Longfellow> Chloe!
TinyTiger gives Mahler a kwik smooch
<Longfellow> Have you been watching the couple?
<Alex> awwww
<Bebe> uh
<TinyTiger> now, let mee chanj into my gown
<Bebe> awww
<Clarence> Hi Elektra
<Mahler> MOTHER!!
<Longfellow> No hankypankying before the wedwink....right?
<Boris> I just 'member these two pester . . . I mean inquiring
<TinyTiger> hi Elektra
<Bebe> Hi hi Elektra!
<Abracadabra> hi Elektra!
<Elektra> I finally made it in, eferyone! WHERE IS MY SON!
<Boris> about smurgling whenever I was alone with <sigh> Ashley
Mahler runs to hug his mother.
<Elektra> WHERE IS TT?
<Mahler> Here, Mother!!
<Dexter> Hey Elektra!
<Mahler> She went to put on her dress.
<Elektra> TT, jes let me no iffn yu need eny help!
<Chloe> Hi hi Elektra!
<TinyTiger> Ize heer, I ze jus goin to chanj into my gown
Longfellow hands Abracadabra a rose @}--`--,-----
<Elektra> SON! Yur big nite is here!
<Mahler> blush
Elektra is crying tears of joy
<Mahler> I KNOW!
Longfellow presents TinyTiger a dozen yellow Roses! @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}-- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}---
TinyTiger heads into the other room to put on her gown
<Mahler> WOW
Abracadabra accepts it. "Thank you, Mr. Longfellow"
<TinyTiger> fangu Longfellow
<Bebe> oh my
<Longfellow> For your bouqet, TT
Abracadabra keeps her red rose away from Sparkle
<Longfellow> You are most welcome Abra!
<Bebe> sssnicker
Stinky is on IRC
<Mahler> That was very nice, Mr.... uh.. er... Boris*
<TinyTiger> thayr furry pretty, Longfellow
<Mahler> YAY!!!
<Clarence> Hi Stinky
<Bebe> STINKY!
<Mahler> Dr. STINKY!!
<Stinky> I'm here!
<Abracadabra> hi Stinky!
<Omar> Hi, Stinky!
<Alex> YAY
<Dexter> Hi hi Stinky!
<Longfellow> Sparkle, uh, we'll get you one to eat later, this one's for Abra!
<Sassy> Hi Stinky!
<Boris> Shtinky!
Mahler runs to hug his medical mentor
<Stinky> wow! what a crowd!
Longfellow is now known as AuntieA
<Chloe> Hi Dr. Stinky!
<Mahler> YES!
<AuntieA> STINKY!!!!
TinyTiger gets out her gown, carefully making sure Mahler isn't looking
<Elektra> Dr. Stinky! How deliteful yu cud make it on dis most festif efenin!
<Christofur> Good evening everyone!
AuntieA hands Stinky a pack of double stuff oreos.
<Stinky> Had a few frottbatz, Boris*?
<Elektra> Bigman an I are so pleased to see all of yu here to share our spayshul joy.
AuntieA busies herself running about and kissing kitties
<Boris> no but the typist has been indulging
<Stinky> Fangu Elektra.
TinyTiger pulls the dress over her head
<Mahler> WOW
<Clarence> Hi Toss
<Dexter> Hi Toss!
<Omar> Hello, Toss!
<Toss> hello!
<Elektra> Gud efenin, Mr. Toss. Don yu luk hansum?
<Mahler> Hi hi!
TinyTiger tries to zip the gown up
Elektra goes to check on TT, making sher Mahler duzn join her
<Alex> Hi hi!
<TinyTiger> OH NO!!!!!!!!!
<Elektra> TT, are yu okay in here?
<Toss> thank you, Elektra...
<TinyTiger> AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
<Mahler> Did yew hear that!?!?!
<Elektra> TT, Deer, wut is da madder?
Toss adjusts his red bow-tie
<TinyTiger> HELPHELPHELPHELP
<Mahler> TT????
<Boris> Mahler, Bub, over here
Elektra rushes in, totally competent and cool
<TinyTiger> DOAN LET MAHLER IN!!!!!!!!
<Boris> she's fine - come with me
<Mahler> uh oh
<Elektra> Wut do yu need, TT?
<Dexter> ooops
AuntieA changes topic to "The Wedwink: sigh, isn't it lovely?!"
Boris tries to deflect Mahler
<Clarence> I have to leave for a few minutes and then come back so I don't get disconnected during the ceremony. I'll see everybody in a few minutes.
<Alex> Where did Sassy go???
Mahler goes over to Boris*
<Dexter> 'k, Clarence
<Mahler> WHEW
<Toss> welcom back, Sassy...
<Mahler> Sassy is back!
<Dexter> Yay!!!! Sassy's back!
<Alex> no sspittt
<AuntieA> Bebe, you look lovely tonight!
<Mahler> uh oh
<Omar> She's back!
<Elektra> I won let Mahler in, deer! I promose~!
Alex hedbutts Sassy
<Alex> We wuz wurrieed!!!
<TinyTiger> Bebe, Elektra, can yoo kum in heer plees!
<Sassy> Thanks Toss
<Mahler> Hi, Boris*
<Boris> so did TT find out about the dancers at the SNAK meeting?
<AuntieA> Omar, is that you?!
<Bebe> I'z here!
<Elektra> TT, deer, how can we help yu?
<Bebe> Yoo okay, TT?
<Mahler> What's wrong with TT, sir???
<Omar> Yes, it's me!
<TinyTiger> thuh zippur is stuk!!!!
<Bebe> OH NO
<Boris> nothing's wrong with TT
<Elektra> Don worry, darlin, we'll take care of dat
Bebe examines the zipper
<Boris> its just grrlkittie stuff
<AuntieA> Omar! My, that tophat is handsome!
<Bebe> WOW
<Mahler> ARE YOO SURE??
Elektra heads over with bebe
<TinyTiger> I kant put my gown on (sob!)
<Elektra> Bebe, I grab here, I fink dat will unstick da zipper
<AuntieA> TT, can a lowly hoomin HC help, honey?
<Elektra> Yu pull up, ok?
<TinyTiger> DOAN KUM IN HEER MAHLER!!!
<Omar> Fangu. Haff yu seen Major's?
<Bebe> uh, TT, you got some extra polymer extractant for that?
<Boris> nothing's wrong with TT - girl kitties get all motional at wedwinks
<Mahler> WOW
<TinyTiger> pleese!
<Mahler> HOBBES!!
AuntieA hands Hobbes a warm crabpuff.
<Stinky> It's the social even of the season
<TinyTiger> chek my backpack
<Hobbes> !
<Omar> Hi, Hobbes....an Clarence.
<Bebe> ssnork
<Mahler> They do, sir!!??
<Mahler> WOW
<Boris> of course they do
<Bebe> WOW
<Bebe> Look at the crowd!!!
<Elektra> Bebe, gif it a gud pull, it shud come cleer
Boris feels worldly
<Hobbes> hello evfurrywon!
Bebe grabs the zipper
<Stinky> Hi Hobbes!
<TinyTiger> bee karefull!!
Bebe tugs
<Dexter> Hobbes!!
<Elektra> hello, Hobbes!
<Sassy> Hi Hobbes
<Clarence> Hi Hobbes
<Elektra> We will, TT, don worry.
Mahler is amazed and pleased with the friends who have come to the wedwink.
TinyTiger is about to sob
<Bebe> <puff pufff>
<Elektra> Such a beeyootiful gown! So elegant and simple
<Bebe> Anything?
<Hobbes> Mmmm fangu for the crabpuff
Stinky starts setting up the buffet
<Mahler> SHE'S IN TROUBLE!!
<Elektra> Once more, Bebe!
Hobbes munches
Sassy hands TT a kleenix
<Hobbes> <sigh>
<Bebe> AACCK
<TinyTiger> fangu Sassy
<Mahler> I KNOW IT!
<Hobbes> it is a beyootiful gown TT
Bebe contemplates the dress
Elektra lends Bebe a paw
You are now known as Major
<Bebe> here's a bar of soap
<AuntieA> We luff you, Mahler, of course everyone's here!
Chloe heads over toward TT and the other gurlkitties. Can I help?
<TinyTiger> fangu!
<Major> Can I help, Bebe?
<Boris> she's fine Mahler - DONT GO IN THERE!!!
<Bebe> Always works for hoomins
<AuntieA> TT, is it ok?
<Major> I've got Mahler's tools
Bebe rubs thesoap on the zipper
<TinyTiger> itz still stuk!
<Bebe> Now let's try
<Boris> MAHLER - GET BACK HERE!!!
<Abracadabra> keep wiggling the zipper pull frum side to side!
<Elektra> Chloe, deer, close da door behind yu
AuntieA pulls on the zipper
<Chloe> Okay.
Hobbes gives TT a quick hug
Chloe closes the door in Mahler's face.
<Mahler> I AM HERE, SIR!
<TinyTiger> it mooved aliddul that time
<Alex> What's going on in there, Mahler???
<Elektra> Gud finking, Bebe! Dat will clear it!
<Pauline> Oh jeeez. D'ya spose she wants ta borrow my spandex?
Boris breathes a sigh of relief
<Major> Yew need any help?
<Bebe> NO WEIGH
<TinyTiger> NO!!!
Elektra peeks outside
<Clarence> I doubt it
<Pauline> Well, it doesn't have any zipperz.
<Elektra> Son, eferyfing is fine!
<Major> Yew want me to get Schmutz?
<Bebe> YES FINE FINE
<Elektra> Pauline, how deliteful to see yu!
AuntieA puts her fingernails under the fabric and tugs the zipper up
Bebe darts back inside
<Toss> just sum defective straps, right, Pauline?
<Major> WOW
<Pauline> Elektra! Howdy!
<AuntieA> Hey! Half of it is unstuck!
<Chloe> I cud get Callie. She prolly has eggsperience wif dresses whut don't fit.
<Pauline> Right, Toss.
<Christofur> Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
Sparkle has left IRC
<Bebe> We're getting' there!
<Stinky> snicker
TinyTiger is a liddul hopefull now
<Elektra> Once more, eferyone!
<Elektra> I told yu, TT, noffin will go wrong!
Bebe fiddles with the strap some more
Boris looks around for the lootenant
<Schmutz> Can you get it?
<Hobbes> I have sum zipper stuff that works wonders
Elektra gives Schmutz a quick kiss
<TinyTiger> HURRY!!!
<Boris> I'm sure 'tash knows about dresses that dont fit <snicker>
<AuntieA> TT, if NOTHING at all went wrong like this little teensy thing, I'd be worried
<Elektra> Fangu fur commin to help
<Bebe> IT"S NEARLY TYME
<Pauline> How about some a this WD40 stuff here?
<Bebe> HAR
Hobbes reaches into her purse and pulls out a small jar
<Schmutz> You're welcome.
Schmutz looks at the zipper.
<AuntieA> A nun told a friend of mine that his little problems were a good sign
<Pauline> Hobbes, what's in that jar?
<TinyTiger> will it stain thuh gown?
<Hobbes> Here...try this
<Schmutz> I can get it.
<Elektra> BE CAREFUL WHERE YU SKWIRT DAT STUFF!
<AuntieA> (his suspenders broke, his wife overpermed her hair)
<Pauline> What? WD40? Yeah, I think so.
<Hobbes> it's special zipper stuff
Elektra pushes all the lady cats out of the way
<Schmutz> SHUTUP ALLA YOU
<Elektra> LADIES, LET ME DO DIS
<Pauline> We gotta .... oh , you mean ....
<Hobbes> it worked on my gown
<Hobbes> no staining at all!
<Schmutz> Sigh
<AuntieA> The nun claimed that it meant that the marriage would be a long and good one....she was right so far (10 yrs later!)
<TinyTiger> (phew)
Pauline scurries unner table when she hearz Schmutz
Elektra gives the zipper a quick pull, gently easing the fabric from under the runner
<Schmutz> Now
<Schmutz> Did you get it, Elektra?
<Elektra> YES!
<TinyTiger> it mooved a liddul more I fink
Pauline peeks out from unner the table, her wig slightly askew
<Schmutz> Wonderful!!
<AuntieA> Lenny!
<Bebe> OW WOW
<Toss> hi Lenny!
<Major> LEN!!
<Pauline> LENNY!!
<Major> SMOOCH
<Stinky> Lenny!
Elektra watches as the fabric pulls free
<Lenny> what a crowd!!!!!!
<Pauline> HI, Lenny.
<Chloe> Hi Lenny!
<Clarence> Hi Lenny
<Omar> Lenny!
<Elektra> jes call if yu need anymore help
<Boris> hey lenny
<TinyTiger> oh fangu gudness!!
<Major> WHEW
<Pauline> Who's that XS who always crashes these things?
<Sassy> Hey Lenny!
<Major> the bot
Bebe takes a deep breath
<AuntieA> Longfellow is over near his ladycompanion, Abracadabra and he would love to say hi!
<Elektra> Miss Lenny! Yu are absolutely stunnin tonite! Fangu fur coming!
<Lenny> great to see effurryone here!!
<TinyTiger> fangu Elektra!
<Pauline> Oh, yeah. You explained that before. Sorry.
<Boris> everybuddy wnats to be a bot....
<Major> LEN??? SMOOCH
TinyTiger finishes putting on hur gown
<Hobbes> Yeaah!
<Hobbes> Hi Lenny!
<Pauline> Len, how's Kiri?
<Abracadabra> hello Lenny...
<TinyTiger> who haz my bookay?
<Lenny> Pauline! g'day mate! waddya doing heer!!
Elektra goes back and gives TT a quick cheekrub.
<Major> I aaaain't got no bot-ee
<Pauline> Oh, and thank yer mom fur the Kiwi. We gnawed its beak off the other day.
<Elektra> Yur welcome, daughter.
<Lenny> Kiri is still out somewhere
<Boris> hey is maggie the spy coming?
<Pauline> Major, that's pitttttiful!
<Pauline> Maggie the Spy?
<Major> uh. sorry
<Lenny> hahahaha
Boris is shcked at his fauz paw
<Hobbes> It's over here TT
Hobbes points at the big white box
<Major> NO WEIGH
<Pauline> Still out somewhere?
<Lenny> spit on you Boris
<TinyTiger> fangu Hobbes
<Elektra> TT, yur bookay is in da fridge, keepin fresh
<Longfellow> What's wrong with your paw, Boris*?
<Dexter> ssnicker
TinyTiger gets her bookay
Stinky continues to set up the buffet
<Boris> its fauz!
<Major> I'll get the liddle bub
<Lenny> Maggie may NOT
<TinyTiger> Chloe doo yoo haf yur flowergirl flowers
<Mahler> WHEW
Pauline snakes a boogiebloo nayl inta another crab puff
<Mahler> Is TT ok now?
<Elektra> TT, let me jes sit wif yu kwietly a moment, ok?
Boris backs away in embarassment
<Chloe> I do!
<Pauline> Chloe, did you get married just now?
<Lenny> yu do wat?
<Chloe> uh...wait...I fink that's whut yuzed to say
<Boris> Chloe, that's TT's line
Christofur gives his little brother a pinch of nip.
<Chloe> I haff them, though
<Pauline> I heard "I do..."
<Longfellow> um, fox ? Boris*, have you been in the refreshments already?
<TinyTiger> gud, then I fink weer all set
<Mahler> ahhhhh
<Mahler> Much better.
<Chloe> Where's Jasmine?
<Lenny> gud timing then eh?
<Mahler> HAR
<TinyTiger> sumkitty luk owt. Iz Mahler up front by thuh altar?
<Stinky> Purrfect
<Boris> just a sip longfellow
<Mahler> I AM!!!
<Mahler> ALEX!
<Hobbes> OK ladeez, we should let Elektra be wif TT for aminnit
<Elektra> TT, Bigman an I are so fury pleased dat dis day has arrifed. We haf allays fot of yu as our dotter, an now, after tonite, yu will be!
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<Mahler> Where is SAM???
Longfellow thinks there must be food where those sips came from...hmmm
<Mahler> WHERE IS THADDY??
Longfellow thinks this party is really huge!
<Lenny> fud?
<Stinky> Who's officiating?
<Chloe> uh...I fink Callie's spozed to be here, too.
<Mahler> MY GROOMSMEN!!
<Hobbes> sssniff....awwwww....
<Sam1> I'm here, Mahler!
<Lenny> Is Thaddy coming?
<Mahler> Miranda and Christofur
<Longfellow> Callie is here
<Bebe> ssniff
<Clarence> Where's Miranda?
<Bebe> he sed he wuz
TinyTiger hugs Elektra
<Callie> Yep, I'm her.
<Bebe> ssnifff wwwaaahhh
<Christofur> Ms Miranda and I are officiating
Stinky takes his seat
<Callie> Here comes Thaddy
<TinyTiger> fangu Elektra, that meens a lot to me
<Lenny> I'm hungry... any fud?
<Buster> Bubs!
<Buster> Whare are the refreshments?
<Christofur> Everyone! Settle down
<Elektra> TT, yu haf brot such joy to Mahler, an we cud not haf asked for a better mach dan yu an our son!
Longfellow sits down near Abra
<TinyTiger> Miranda, but shee mite not bee heer at thuh beginning
<Stinky> Thu buffet is out but it's for aftur the reception. I fink Aunti A had crab puffs.
Longfellow admires the lovely dress Abra is wearing
<Elektra> I hope yu will come to fink of me as a mother, as I fink of yu as my dotter!
<Clarence> Hi Bigman
<Christofur> BIGMAN!!
<Lenny> Yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Abracadabra> this is so exciting, Mr. Longfellow...
<Bebe> WOW
<Christofur> Good evening, sir!
<Lenny> G'day!
<TinyTiger> I will
<Chloe> Hi hi Bigman
<Omar> Bigman!
<Bebe> Bigman!
<Longfellow> Yes, Abra, isn't it?
TinyTiger hugs elektra again
<Bebe> So good to see you!
<Callie> Hello Bigman
Abracadabra blushes... you like my lavender dress?
Elektra gives TT a hug
<Sassy> Am I here
Longfellow feels all romantical
<Elektra> Welcome to da family, deer!
<Mahler> WOW
Bigman changes topic to "The Wedwink: sigh, isn't it lovely?! INDEED!!!"
<Alex> Unkle Bigman! Hello!
<Elektra> Bigman an I haf a liddle surprise fur yu an Mahler
<Boris> umm . . . longfellow - why don't you sit over there
<Callie> You're here, Sassy
<Mahler> awwwww
<Elektra> MY LUF!!
<TinyTiger> yoo doo?
Boris is a little nervous
<Longfellow> Lavender is a furry wonderful color!
<Mahler> Thank yoo, Father!
<Buster> Hi bigman!
<Stinky> You must be proud, Bigman!
<Mahler> OH NO!
<Buster> yes Sassy
<TinyTiger> oops
<Callie> sigh
<Longfellow> 'specially on such a nifty tortie colored lady!
<Lenny> wheer she go?
Bigman wipes a tear from his eye
<Mahler> ACK
<Elektra> Yes, dder
Mahler runs to hug his father
<Lenny> ack??
<Mahler> We lost Sassy!
<TinyTiger> let's see iffn shee can kum bak
<Lenny> yu gotta furball Mahler?
<Abracadabra> fangu, Mr. Longfellow...
Bigman hugs his son
<Mahler> No, ma'am
<Bigman> This is your special day, Son.
<Pauline> Bigman, you should be furrrry proud. An it's lovely to see you.
<Christofur> TT? Shall we wait a bit for Ms. Miranda?
<Elektra> We want yu to no dat wen yu get back frum yur honeymoon, yu will haf a noo home to go to. Bigman an I bot yu an Mahler a beeyootiful new house on 3 acres of woodland.
<Longfellow> Aren't they wonderful? Mama gets a little tear when she sees wedwinks...must be a hoomin thing
<Lenny> isn't she oofficiating?
<Pauline> Well, since she's purrforming the ceremony, it might be a good idea
Longfellow wipes his left eye
<Mahler> With Christofur
<TinyTiger> jus a minit, christofur, weer waytin to see iffn Sassy can kum bak too
<Mahler> I know, Father!
<Lenny> High Five Pauline
<Lenny> We are the only 2 onto it here
<Christofur> Ok, my dear.
Buster finds a seat and prepares sum nip rice to shower on the happy couple
<Pauline> High five, back at ya, Lenny.
<Abracadabra> oh yes, wedwinks are always wunderful...
<Christofur> Nip rice?
<Elektra> Also, we want to gif yu a liddle money to help yu furnish it properly!
Bigman searches the room for his wife
Longfellow is now known as AuntieA
Elektra hands TT a check with an astonishing figure on it.
<Bigman> ELEKTRA!
<Mahler> WOW   A HOUSE!
<Elektra> BIGMAN!!!
<AuntieA> When do we need to get started in the Shumobile?
Boris wonders where Ashley is
<TinyTiger> WOW!!!
<AuntieA> I missed rehearsal
<Bebe> WOW
AuntieA is sorry bout that
<Elektra> I was jes telling TT about da house we bot dem fur a wedwink present!
<Buster> well, we were going to bring bubbles, but nip rice seemed more appropriate
Bigman chuckles heartily, recalling his own wedwink
<TinyTiger> fangu yoo soo much Elektra an Bigman!
<Bebe> are those toonas or dolllars?
Christofur checks his pocketwatch and puts it back in his vest pocket.
Lenny puts out her paw hoping for another cheque to be passing by
Elektra smiles fondly at her husband, remembering the joy of their special day
<Christofur> snort
Boris joins the cheque line
AuntieA hugs �� Bigman ��. ��
<Christofur> Way to go, Len
Pauline sits next to Lenny, in hopes that the cheque will be shared
Stinky watches in amazment
<Callie> Yay!!!
<Abracadabra> welcome back Sassy!!
<Mahler> YAY
<TinyTiger> I haff thuh bleesing Miranda sent fur Cody and Ripley;s wedwink, iffn wee need it
Stinky blushes
<Stinky> Hi Sassy
<Elektra> These are dollars, Bebe. My husband and I are quite comfortable, yu no
Buster snickers
<Sassy> Is anyone else having connection problems?
Bigman observes Lenny warily (a friend of Irene, you see)
Lenny keeps her paw extended, hopefully
<Mahler> No.
<Stinky> Nope
<Pauline> Not yet, Sassy.
<AuntieA> toonas/checks?
<Christofur> We're holding our breath!
Stinky crosses his paws
<Bebe> Let's go!
Boris 's faux paw comes back empty
<Pauline> Is there a limit to the number of ... cats. ... who can be on at one time?
<Lenny> Yu right there, Bigman?<Pauline> faux paw!? HAR HAR HAR
<Christofur> No. Major set it up for alot.
<Buster> yay Sassy!
<Bigman> Indeed!
<Callie> From one pooter? Or in general?
<Bigman> May I help you, Lenny?
<Pauline> Oh, good.
Lenny looks over her shoulder, happy to see the big orange kitty looking nervous..
<Pauline> Fangu, Major.
Bigman arches his back just a little
<Lenny> how many we have here annyway???
<Sassy> Am I still here?
<Stinky> yup
AuntieA hands Bigman a warm crabpuff.
<Lenny> so far
<TinyTiger> yoo ar Sassy
<Callie> You're still here Sassy
<Pauline> Yes, you are, SAssy.
<AuntieA> For nerves, Bigman
<Elektra> Yes, yu see, eferyone, Bigman an I haf bot our son an his bride a modest 5,000 skare foot home on 3 acres of woodland, an gifen dem a mere token (7 figures) to help dem furnish it
<Christofur> My goodness.
<Bigman> Tiny Tiger!
<TinyTiger> oops again
<Stinky> wow
<Lenny> bye Sassy
<Boris> oh noooo! She disappeared again
<Callie> sspitt....she must have bad lag
<Stinky> poor sassy
<Mahler> Uh oh
<Abracadabra> poor Sassy
Bigman beams at his future daughter-in-law
<Alex> AAACCK
<Pauline> YIPES!!!! YOu guyz are generous.
<Christofur> Oh dear!
<Buster> lag is slow here too
<AuntieA> where's Sassy coming in from?
<Elektra> My luf, isn' she luffly?
<Elektra> Noffin but da fury best fur our son!!
<Mahler> WOW
Lenny still has paw extended hopefully
<Alex> hello again
<AuntieA> MOO!
<Callie> Hey MomofOmar
Pauline looks at LennyPaw.
<AuntieA> Lovely to see you
<Buster> oh deer
<Stinky> I guess it's more than sassy
<AuntieA> Mietze!
<TinyTiger> Duz the hows happin to haf a barn in abck?
<Pauline> Give it up, Lenny. I think we're gonna be empty pawed
<AuntieA> Boy, Omars family moves FAST!
Boris has given up on a cechk of his own
<Mietze> We fell off!
Toss is gonna leave this session, an just watch thru Abra's
AuntieA chuckles
<Stinky> oops
Lenny leans aforementioned paw on Pauline's ample butt
<Elektra> Eferyone, we are all so happy dat yu cud join us, an we haf a liddle sumfin fur yu at da resepshun, to show our appresheashun
<Stinky> one at a time
<Callie> Welcome back, Sassy!
<Mietze> oops
Bigman looks around for a little fud before the ceremony...
Mietze is now known as Omar
<Alex> LETS GO QUICKLY
<Buster> Hihi Miettze!
Pauline hands Bigman a crab puff
AuntieA hands Bigman a plate of salmon pate and crackers and a knife.
Bigman whispers to Elektra
<TinyTiger> ok, Christofur, letz start
<Lenny> No Miranda yet?
<Sassy> Nice to see you. I hope I can stay
<Stinky> snicker
<Bigman> <any fud here?>
<Omar> Hi, Buster! Dis we miss ennyfing?
AuntieA is now known as Longfellow
<Elektra> My luf, it's ofer by da wall!
<Stinky> no
<Pauline> Here, Bigman. Have this crab puff.
<Christofur> All right.    It may take me some time to type
<Longfellow> Mr Bigman, do youneed help with that food?
Bigman heads for the wall
Lenny nudges Pauline and gestures to the crabpuffs
<Omar> It frew us off, too, Sassy.
Longfellow is hopeful
<Christofur> Please be patient.
Pauline pulls a crab puff out of her cleavage
<Sam> Hey Mahler! Gud to see yu agin!
<Stinky> ok, christofur
<Lenny> While you are passing them....
<Buster> nope.... we're just getting started Omar
<Clarence> Hi Thaddy
<Sassy> Hey Thaddy!
<Pauline> Here, Lenny.
<Lenny> thaddy mate!!!!!!!!!!

The Ceremony

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Tiny Tiger and Mahler's IRC Wedwink

The Pre-Wedwink Party
The Ceremony
The Reception

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