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Welcome to the Seefud Empurrium - maintaining the excellent reputation of Spike. You will find your favorite fuds here, and it is very easy to order. If you wish something we currently do not have in our inventory, please fill out the form at the bottom. We periodically add new items to our inventory, so stop back often.

Fangu,

Hunter, Proprietor
Storm, Delivery Coordinatior
Boris*, Partner

Fill out your order form. (Please do not hit return.)

Please tell us your name:
Type in your human's name:
Street:
City:
State and/or Country:
Zip Code:
Type in your E-mail address:

Which items would you like? Quantity?

DRINKS

FUDS

TREATS

Water

Anchovies

Lobsters

Harveycrowbangers

Toonas

Burdies

Nip Wine

Sammon

Budgies

Burdwizer

Oysters

Clams

Furrsters

European Seefuds

Asian Bugs

Spikearitas

Turkey

Catnip

Bowl of Water

Chicken

Shrimps

Terlet Water

Cod

Mousies

Bafftub Water

Mew Zealand Duck

Tuna Rolls

Kitchen Sink Water

Lobsters

Imported Catnip

Aged Water

Crawdaddies

Cockroach Treats

Real Aged Water

Fried Mousies

Pounces - Hard

Lick-from-thuh-tap Water

Southeast Asian Seefud

Pounces - Soft


Chef Shamrock Presents:

The Empurrium Speyshul Platters and Trays

Trays and Platters fur thuh discrimernatin' cats. Order yur event fud from the Seefud Empurrium!

Nibbles Tray (makes ennertaynin a plezur)

Barberkewed crawdaddies
Live shrimps
Toasted crickets
Cheese cubes
Toona rolls (wif Stinky's speshul cruchy beetle stuffing)
Fried grasshoppers

Basic Meal Platter (fur kitties who like to eet, not cook)

Crawdaddies wif nip dip
1 Turkey
Cockroach and beetle stuffing
Smashed potatoes wif garlic and nip
Broccoli flowers wif cheese sawse
Gravy
Cricket cheesecake Pounces

Deluxe Meal Platter (fur clowders and fine diners)

Crawdaddies wif nip dip
5 Live shrimps
1 Turkey
1 Sammun or 1 Lobster
Cockroach and Beetle stuffing
Smashed potatoes wif garlic and nip
Broccoli flowers wif cheese sawse
Gravy
Cricket cheesecake
Chocolate covered grasshoppers and ants (kitty safe chocolate)
Cockroach treets Extra Fine Imported nip

Describe any other item(s) you are looking for not listed above:

Empurrium Gift Certificates

For those last minutes gifts you've been putting off!

The Empurrium presents gift certificates. Just fill out the handy form below. Your account will be charged, and your gift will be on it's way! What could be easier?

Be sure to include your name, the amount of the certificate you wish to purrrchase, and the name and E-mail address of the furperson you are giving it to. It only takes a minute, so take a load off your furmind.



The information will be included with your order!

How would you like to pay? Choose any one of the following:

Cash.
Check.

Credit card:

Mastercatcard.
Viza.
American Expurrs.
Discatver Card.

Toonas.

Would you like the driver to call before leaving the Empurrium?

Yes. No.

*Note: Your order is sent by e-mail to Hunter.  You will receive a reply by email. Hunter will not spam you or use your address for any other purpose.

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