Specializing in:

Multi-party Disputes
Estate Planning
Mediation
Purrsonal Injury
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Human Slave Malpractice
Anything Else that Pays Good Toonas

Yes, as it is with my fur-brother, Major, I have established a presence on the World Wide Web. Please ... do try NOT to step on any rodents.

Greetings, everycat, and welcome to my web page. Allow my to introduce myself. I am Christofur, Esq., a - ahem - slightly fluffy, white gentleman cat of 14 years. While I admit to being of no particular breed, I do take solace in the fact that I have become quite educated and highly intellectual. I must say, it is rather a difficult situation being required to share accommodations with my brothers. But, on the other paw, they have been quite helpful on a number of occasions. Oh, my, I suppose I am rambling a bit. (puffing on German-crafted pipe) Lets see..... where was I? Oh, yes .... I am a graduate of the Indiana University School of Cat Law, completing my studies with highest honors. I am Chief Justicat for the Cat Supreme Court, and maintain a private practice. Mz Melinda, Honorary Cat, is my very efficient Legal Assistant. Our offices are located in an old renovated warehouse over-looking the ocean. Since I have the corner suite, I am particularly pleased that the tuna boats ply the waters nearby. I have only to adjust my telescope to view the day's catch. Ah, such small pleasures of life.

I'm also a diabetic kitty, and have successfully used insulin for the past two years. I'm doing SPLENDID!

My lovely wife-kitty, Toto, of Cape Cod, Mousechewsetts. Such a lady.

Our adopted son, Azad. He is a pedigreed Persian, living in Florida.

SPLENDID glasses!

One of my most favorite hobbies is reading the classics. There is nothing more satisfying than a good tome and a glass of catnip wine. Well ... unless of course my dearest Toto happens to be by my side. She's such a lovely ladycat. The ballet is of interest - my favorite is "Swine Lake," as performed by the Hampshire Ballet Company, of which I am a patron.

I also enjoy classical meowsic. Nothing like a little Hayden, Bach, or Beethoven to salve one's soul.

I do have the occasional moment of whimsy. Silly me, I do so love my remote control mouse, one of my favorite past-times.

If, purrchance you find yourself in need of a cat attorney, please do not hesitate to call upon me. My rates are most reasonable, and I do perform work for homeless cats.

Here I am, in the Sacred Underwarez Drawer.

Panic Button. Please press if you need to vent or have seen Major.

Thank you for visiting.

If you have comments or suggestions, email me, Christofur, Esq., at thecats@mainecooncatz.com

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