Specializing in:

Multi-party Disputes
Estate Planning
Mediation
Purrsonal Injury
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Human Slave Malpractice
Anything Else that Pays Good Toonas

Yes, as it is with my fur-brother, Major, I have established a presence on the World Wide Web. Please ... do try NOT to step on any rodents.

Greetings, everycat, and welcome to my web page. Allow my to introduce myself. I am Christofur, Esq., a - ahem - slightly fluffy, white gentleman cat of 14 years. While I admit to being of no particular breed, I do take solace in the fact that I have become quite educated and highly intellectual. I must say, it is rather a difficult situation being required to share accommodations with my brothers. But, on the other paw, they have been quite helpful on a number of occasions. Oh, my, I suppose I am rambling a bit. (puffing on German-crafted pipe) Lets see..... where was I? Oh, yes .... I am a graduate of the Indiana University School of Cat Law, completing my studies with highest honors. I am Chief Justicat for the Cat Supreme Court, and maintain a private practice. Mz Melinda, Honorary Cat, is my very efficient Legal Assistant. Our offices are located in an old renovated warehouse over-looking the ocean. Since I have the corner suite, I am particularly pleased that the tuna boats ply the waters nearby. I have only to adjust my telescope to view the day's catch. Ah, such small pleasures of life.

I'm also a diabetic kitty, and have successfully used insulin for the past two years. I'm doing SPLENDID!

My lovely wife-kitty, Toto (RB), of Cape Cod, Mousechewsetts. Such a lady.

Our adopted son, Azad. He is a pedigreed Persian, living in Florida.

SPLENDID glasses!

One of my most favorite hobbies is reading the classics. There is nothing more satisfying than a good tome and a glass of catnip wine. Well ... unless of course my dearest Toto happens to be by my side. She's such a lovely ladycat. The ballet is of interest - my favorite is "Swine Lake," as performed by the Hampshire Ballet Company, of which I am a patron.

I also enjoy classical meowsic. Nothing like a little Hayden, Bach, or Beethoven to salve one's soul.

I do have the occasional moment of whimsy. Silly me, I do so love my remote control mouse, one of my favorite past-times.

If, purrchance you find yourself in need of a cat attorney, please do not hesitate to call upon me. My rates are most reasonable, and I do perform work for homeless cats.

Here I am, in the Sacred Underwarez Drawer.

Panic Button. Please press if you need to vent or have seen Major.

Thank you for visiting.

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