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Cat
Attorney-at-Law
Chief Justicat of the
Supreme Court

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Specializing in:
Multi-party Disputes
Estate Planning
Mediation
Purrsonal Injury
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Human Slave Malpractice
Anything Else that Pays Good Toonas |
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| Yes, as it is with my fur-brother, Major, I have established a presence
on the World Wide Web. Please ... do try NOT to step on any rodents. |
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Greetings, everycat, and welcome to my web page. Allow my to introduce myself. I am
Christofur, Esq., a - ahem - slightly fluffy, white gentleman cat of 14 years. While I admit
to being of no particular breed, I do take solace in the fact that I have become quite
educated and highly intellectual. I must say, it is rather a difficult situation being
required to share accommodations with my brothers. But, on the other paw, they have been
quite helpful on a number of occasions. Oh, my, I suppose I am rambling a bit. (puffing on
German-crafted pipe) Lets see..... where was I? Oh, yes .... I am a graduate of the
Indiana University School of Cat Law, completing my studies with highest honors. I am
Chief Justicat for the Cat Supreme Court, and maintain a private practice. Mz Melinda,
Honorary Cat, is my very efficient Legal Assistant. Our offices are located in an old
renovated warehouse over-looking the ocean. Since I have the corner suite, I am
particularly pleased that the tuna boats ply the waters nearby. I have only to adjust my
telescope to view the day's catch. Ah, such small pleasures of life.
I'm also a diabetic kitty, and have
successfully used insulin for the past two years. I'm doing
SPLENDID!
| My lovely wife-kitty, Toto, of Cape Cod, Mousechewsetts. Such a lady. |
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Our adopted son, Azad. He is a pedigreed
Persian, living in Florida.
SPLENDID glasses! |
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| One of my most favorite hobbies is reading the classics. There is nothing
more satisfying than a good tome and a glass of catnip wine. Well ... unless of course my
dearest Toto happens to be by my side. She's such a lovely ladycat. The ballet is of
interest - my favorite is "Swine Lake," as performed by the Hampshire Ballet
Company, of which I am a patron. I also enjoy classical meowsic. Nothing like a little
Hayden, Bach, or Beethoven to salve one's soul.
I do have the occasional moment of whimsy. Silly me, I do so love my remote control
mouse, one of my favorite past-times.
If, purrchance you find yourself in need of a cat attorney, please do not hesitate to
call upon me. My rates are most reasonable, and I do perform work for homeless cats.
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Here I am, in the Sacred Underwarez Drawer. |
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Panic Button. Please press if you need to vent or have seen Major. |
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| Thank you for visiting. If you have comments or
suggestions, email me, Christofur, Esq., at thecats@mainecooncatz.com |
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